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story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
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Message from David Karpeveryone needs to read this.
Fuck yeah
FUCK YEAH
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trying to tell a joke to someone you’re meeting for the first time and fucking it up
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The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
this gif applies to so many things omfg
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